Granny to the D-O-G

Wow.  No, it isn’t some rap thing.  I now have living at my house 4 dogs and 2 cats.  2 of these dogs are Kelly’s doing, one is Christina’s, the rest are mine, but I don’t think I am ready for this granny gig.  Dogs are annoyingly repetitive.  I hate all things repetitive, there should be a disorder named for this, there probably IS a disorder named for this (me, not them).

Lucy is in heat and while I can relate to the poor thing having cramps, I am irritated beyond belief by the whining.  I am saying, that yes, I have perfected putting a newborn diaper with a hole cut out for the tail on a Cha-weenie, the secret to keeping it on? packing tape on the side tabs.  what I have not perfected is figuring out what to give her to ease her cramps, I don’t think Midol is the answer.

In the meantime, I am off to find my headphones, I will be listening to Natalie Merchant on Pandora this morning while I work.

Next?  This evening, Lady is going to get shaved for spring.  Sophie’s already had her bi-annual haircut and there isn’t much you can do with Fiona…really, if you met her, you’d know.

Wish me luck.

 

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